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Your Resume Looks Like Everyone Else's (And That's The Problem)
Why standing out matters more than being "good enough"
INSIDE THIS ISSUE:
This week's hot & vetted remote job picks
Why hiring managers are numb to generic resumes
The sameness problem killing your application
What makes a resume actually memorable
How to stop blending into the pile
Hi Freedom Seeker,
Hiring managers see the same resume over and over again.
Same Canva template. Same "results-oriented professional" opener. Same bullet points starting with "Managed" and "Led." Same everything.
After reading 50 identical resumes, they all blur together. Yours included.
You think your resume is fine because it looks professional. But "professional" isn't enough when 200 other people submitted the exact same layout with slightly different words.
Here's the thing: You're not competing against a job description. You're competing against a massive pile of resumes that all look identical. And if yours doesn't stand out in some way, it gets forgotten immediately.
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WHY SAMENESS IS KILLING YOUR CHANCES
EVERYONE USES THE SAME TEMPLATES
Go on Canva right now. Look at the top resume templates. Thousands of people are using those exact designs. Hiring managers recognize them instantly.
"Oh, another blue sidebar resume. Next."
EVERYONE WRITES THE SAME WAY
"Dynamic professional with proven track record of success..." "Results-driven team player with excellent communication skills..." "Passionate about delivering exceptional outcomes..."
These phrases mean nothing. Everyone uses them. They're white noise.
EVERYONE HIGHLIGHTS THE SAME STUFF
Responsibilities instead of results. Vague achievements without numbers. Skills listed but never proven. Job duties copied from old job descriptions.
Hiring managers skim right past this stuff because they've seen it 10,000 times.
WHAT ACTUALLY MAKES A RESUME STAND OUT
SPECIFIC NUMBERS THAT TELL A STORY
Not: "Improved customer satisfaction"
But: "Cut response time from 4 hours to 45 minutes, increasing satisfaction scores from 3.2 to 4.7"
Numbers force you to be specific. Specific is memorable.
UNIQUE FORMATTING THAT'S STILL CLEAN
You don't need fancy graphics or colors. But your resume shouldn't look exactly like everyone else's either.
Custom spacing, strategic bold text, a layout that guides the eye where you want it to go - these small choices add up.
OPENING THAT SAYS SOMETHING REAL
Forget the generic summary. Tell them exactly what you do and why you're good at it.
"Customer success manager who's kept 40+ SaaS clients for 3+ years by actually solving problems instead of just responding to tickets."
That's a real person. Not a template.
ACHIEVEMENTS THAT SOUND LIKE YOU
Generic: "Successfully managed multiple projects simultaneously"
Real: "Juggled 6 client implementations at once without missing a single deadline or losing my mind"
The second one has personality. That's what people remember.
THE REAL PROBLEM WITH GENERIC RESUMES
It's not that they're bad. They're just forgettable.
And in a pile of 200 applications, forgettable equals rejected.
Hiring managers remember the resume that made them stop scrolling. The one that felt different. The one where someone clearly put thought into how they presented themselves instead of just filling in a template.
That's the resume that gets interviews.
STOP USING THE SAME RESUME AS EVERYONE ELSE
You're qualified. Your experience is solid. But your resume is making you invisible.
Here's the truth: You can keep tweaking that generic template yourself and hoping for different results. Or you can admit that if it hasn't worked after 50+ applications, it's not going to suddenly start working.
The difference between getting ignored and getting interviews isn't your experience. It's how you're presenting it.
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I'll completely rebuild your resume from scratch - no templates, no generic phrases, no cookie-cutter layouts. You'll get a resume that actually reflects who you are and what you've done, not what everyone else is saying.
Here's what you get:
✅ Custom resume built specifically for remote roles
✅ Achievement reframing that shows real impact
✅ Clean formatting that stands out without being gimmicky
✅ Remote-ready positioning throughout
✅ Two rounds of revisions to get it perfect
Most clients get 3-4x more interview requests within two weeks of using their new resume. Not because they suddenly became more qualified - because they finally stopped looking like everyone else.
Look, you can spend another month applying with the same resume and getting the same results. Or you can fix the actual problem and start getting interviews.
First 10 people to reply get $30 off. After that, it's back to full price.
Ready to stop blending in? Reply with "REWRITE MY RESUME" and let's fix this.
Until next week,
Sami
P.S. Your resume gets about 10 seconds of attention. If it looks like everyone else's in those 10 seconds, you're done. I can fix that - but only the first 10 people get $30 off. After that, same service, full price.
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