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Half The Remote Jobs You See Aren't Really Remote
How to spot the difference in 10 seconds
INSIDE THIS ISSUE:
This week’s vetted remote roles
The "remote" jobs that aren't actually remote
Red flag phrases that reveal the truth
What real remote listings look like
Hi Freedom Seeker,
You filter by "remote" on the job board. Hundreds of results pop up.
You start reading and realize half of them aren't really remote at all.
"Remote with occasional office visits" (twice a week).
"Remote in [specific city]" (so, not remote).
"Fully remote*" (asterisk hiding major restrictions).
Companies are listing jobs as remote when they're really hybrid, location-restricted, or temporary remote policies they plan to reverse.
Here's how to spot fake remote in 10 seconds so you stop wasting time on jobs you can't actually do.
🚀 Weekly Vetted Remote Job Picks
1️⃣ Company: Array
🔷 Role: Account Executive, Partnerships
🔷 Location: USA, Canada
🔷 Type: Full-time, fully remote
🔷 Perks: Remote-first company, unlimited PTO
🔷 Salary: $100,000 per year (base salary)
➡️ Apply Here
2️⃣ Company: Hightouch
🔷 Role: Senior Copywriter
🔷 Location: USA, Canada
🔷 Type: Full-time, fully remote
🔷 Perks: Remote first culture, asynchronous workflows
🔷 Salary: $130,000 - $165,000 per year
➡️ Apply Here
3️⃣ Company: Kraken
🔷 Role: Senior Product Designer
🔷 Location: Europe
🔷 Type: Full-time, fully remote
🔷 Perks: Flexible hours, equity
🔷 Salary: $110k-$221k per year
➡️ Apply Here
RED FLAG PHRASES
❌ "Remote in [City/State]" = You have to live there. Not remote. It's a local job you do from home.
❌ "Occasional office visits required" = How occasional? Once a month? Three times a week? If they don't specify, assume it's more than you'd want.
❌ "Remote for now" or "Currently remote" = Temporary. You're one policy change away from relocating or quitting.
❌ "Must be within commuting distance" = Then it's not remote. It's hybrid pretending to be remote.
❌ "Remote" with an asterisk* = That asterisk is hiding something. Always read the fine print.
WHAT REAL REMOTE LOOKS LIKE
✅ Clear location flexibility: "Remote - US" or "Remote - Worldwide" or "Remote - EU timezone"
✅ No office mentions: Real remote companies don't require office visits. Ever.
✅ Timezone clarity: "Must overlap 4 hours with US Eastern" or "Async-first, flexible hours"
✅ Remote-first language: "Distributed team," "async communication," "remote since founding"
THE 10-SECOND SCAN
👉 Check location line. "Remote in [specific city]" = skip.
👉 Scan for "office," "onsite," "in-person." If those appear, read carefully.
👉 Look for asterisks. Always read what's hiding there.
👉 If anything feels unclear, assume it's not as remote as you want.
WHEN TO SKIP IMMEDIATELY
Location is city-specific and you don't live there
"Hybrid" appears anywhere
Office visits mentioned without frequency
"Remote for now" or "currently remote"
Company known for calling people back to office
Companies abuse the "remote" label because it gets more applicants. They tag everything as remote even when it's not.
Your job is to scan fast and skip the fake ones before wasting time applying.
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Stop filtering through garbage. Get jobs that are actually remote.
Reply with "REAL REMOTE" and let's stop wasting your time on fake listings.
Until next week,
Sami
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